The sun’s rays shone down on eggs, lined up in a row. Offerings to the sun god. No one knew the origins of the ritual, it didn’t seem to matter. The power of Ra to be consumed. The promise of health and fertility.
Kids waited in uniformed lines, excited for the gift from the universe. Each to receive their own egg to make them strong and fight against any viruses, turning them in to superheroes.
For dinner, the young ones peeled their eggs and swallowed the yolks. By morning, little bodies began vomiting. The eggs may have fought against viruses, but they were no match for bacteria.
Beware of gods bearing gifts
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And cooking eggs in the sun!
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You capture the culture and our beliefs well.
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Ahhh! Got ’em. Nice take.
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Dear Tannille,
Too bad the gods didn’t tell them to cook their gifts. 😉 Nicely done.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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The interesting thing is eggs can be cooked via the sun in extremely hot climates. I grew up in a town where 40c (100F) temperatures were the norm. Some people fried their eggs on cars and they cooked quite quickly (note: it was more of a party trick). Thongs (flip-flops) sometimes melted on the road. Pretty damn scorching.
But for this story, the sun wasn’t hot enough.
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Many parents will be miffed
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Oh yeah!
Try again next year.
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I guess the gods were unimpressed, hmm?
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Either that or they don’t exist. Humans as a whole are sheep.
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These gods are so hard to please. Slightly under-boiled eggs and they find a way to kill you 😦
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Not sure the gods care, it might be human stupidity.
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Some people do have raw eggs.
But, now we need to be extra cautious.
Better safe than sorry.
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These eggs were mostly cooked via the sun. I have seen fitness people swallow raw eggs. Eww. But if it makes them happy. 😀
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A bit of salmonella poisoning from the heavens. Gods work in mysterious ways!
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What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!
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Between a rock and a hard place!
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No room for common sense…
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Great and clever take here, Tannille. Loved it.
Best wishes,
Rowena
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Thanks R. I wrote it and thought “that’s so warped”. 😀
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I can’t help but suspect that was the intended outcome. Nice one.
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Not entirely sure but it is certainly possible.
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Nothing like a touch of salmonella for bringing you down to earth.
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If only they would learn.
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Eggs are definitely a lovely gift.
Ronda
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Just make sure they are cooked through before eating. 😀
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Yanno, when you fight with your muse, the endings are not quite so dire!
However, this was so well written. Blindly following beliefs can be deadly
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The swine sent your comment to spam! How rude! Machines!
Yeah the muse is way more fun. She’s busy soaking in Egyptian mythology (novel brainstorming) and left to my own devices I go dark haha. In my defense, the kids live, just a bit of food poisoning. 😀
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Bastards!
She is more lighthearted, shall we say 😉
However, nothing wrong with going dark and how kind of you to NOT kill off the kids…
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Great! Makes you realize why people turn to ritual and magic thinking. At least it was eggs, not bleach!
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Even bleach, I’m sure there are people in the world… The psychology of humans is fascinating.
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Oh, how disappointing that must have been. It was not the ending I was expecting.
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I wrote this thinking “this is so weird”. I’ve been reading too much mythology lately. 😀
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hopefully, their bodies are healthy enough to fight off the bacteria.
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I imagine so. Should be fine in 48hrs.
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I was thinking as I read, I hope they’re not going to eat those eggs, they’ve been sitting in the sun!
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The sun can bake eggs if it’s freaking hot enough… But yeah in most places they’re only part baked…
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I guess they still had to discover eggs don’t stay fresh in the sun! Loved the twist at the end.
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No sure they’ll ever learn. A gift from their god.
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Shouldn’t have left them in the sun for so long!
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The moral of the story…
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Well doesn’t that just figure! Love this!
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Thanks D 😀
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Menacing! Eggs better not go bad. They’re the most nutritious thing I eat! Otherwise, sugar is the winner 🙂
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Eggs + sugar = cake 😀
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Surely a bad case of eggzema here.
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Haha
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Oh hell. Beware of eggs 🙂
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They need a warning label.
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Oh, the best-laid plans. Great take on the prompt.
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If they never catch viruses, a bit of food poisoning might be worth it.
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Oh no! Eggs gone well past best the sell -by-date. Yes our stomach has to trust that we eat fresh and good food, otherwise our body responds and rebels.
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Absolutely. However, faith often over trumps common sense.
Thanks J
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So even when it’s so hot one can fry an egg outside, it’s not a good idea. Thanks for the tip.
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