Flash Fiction: The Mad Hatter’s Rave

“Are you sure this is the right place?”

Alice gave Chester a skeptical look. The cat jumped on her shoulder. He wasn’t getting his paws dirty.

“Do I really have to go down there?”

“Yes. Touch nothing.”

“I know the mad hatter upgraded his tea parties to raves, but couldn’t he pick somewhere… less trashy?”

Alice stepped with care. Thankfully, she wore Doc Martin boots with her dress.

“Ew, is that a g-string?”

“Better than the used condom you just stepped on.”

Alice felt something squishy under her heel and groaned. “Why would he do that?”

“To keep sane people out.”

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Note:
This story is an “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland” (Alice in Wonderland) parody.

For the readers who enjoyed Drip Drip! (aka Tannille’s answer to “Toy Story”) Piggy’s story, the unspoken day, is now available, click here. And is continued in Oink-Oink. All stories are written stand alone.

More Fudged Up Fairytales can be read here.