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The human slave may have forgiven him, but I remember the emotional distress. Her tears woke me up from the sweetest of dreams. I purred for hours to calm her down.
Now, he waltzes in and sprawls on the lounge, acting like he owns the joint.
If she won’t take out the trash, I will.
I jump into his lap and smooch. My arse lingers in his face. That’s it; take a whiff. Lick, dare you.
“Aww, I won you over!”
Kneeling, I bring out the razors.
Blood and screams.
He won’t be sleeping in my queen-sized bed tonight.
🐾🐾🐾
Disclaimer: Just a bit of feline fun. I’m a cat lover and find their behaviour quirky and sometimes human-like.
Tannille 
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