Waiting. Waiting. Even spaceships run late. When was the last time one departed or arrived on time? A problem on Mars. There always is. Why not divert? Give us a Milky Way view? Because that would cost extra and the rich aliens might lose a lizard tail. Their technology so much more advanced than ours; they can put man in the next solar system but can’t run a simple transport service. What happened to bigger brains are better? The crap they lord it over us with. Their DNA superior; why do they need my sperm? Don’t worry kids, daddy’s coming home.