Flash Fiction: Flirting With a Vampire

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PHOTO PROMPT © Dale Rogerson For Rochelle’s Friday Fictioneers. Other stories featuring the prompt can be found here.

“That won’t keep vampires out,” said Alexander toying with the stand of garlic hanging on the wall.

“Then why the myth?” 

Alexander shrugged. “Created by the church… as contraception. Garlic reeks for anyone.”

“It adds flavour to blood?”

“Only if the vampire has a kink. I prefer sugar. Sweet and delicious.”

Sky dropped her partially eaten chocolate bar on the bench. “Do I need to fend you off with a stick?”

Alexander ran his tongue across his fangs. Cute. “You could try – staking or decapitation, lady’s choice.”

His human picked up a piece of paper. “Death by a thousand paper cuts.”

“Now, that’s just nasty.”


      1. Ain’t that the truth. I had such an image of Lestat when I read Interview With the Vampire, and the rest of the series. Sorry, Tom Cruise, you were NOT what I had in mind 😉

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      2. Do you know that Anne Rice originally envisioned Rutger Hauer for Lestat? Course, he was a little long in the tooth by the time the movie.csme out. At least be was tall 😉. And yes Brad was fab…

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