Posted by 
Note:
This Barbie Parody is not intended for children. Slightly deranged adults, like the writer, please continue…
~*~
As seen on the back of Barbie’s box…
How could he do this to me?
Barbie returned to her dream house early from her trip to space and found Ken in a compromising position with hooker-me-pink Skipper. Her sister she could forgive. Servicing was her new job. But stay-at-home Ken? The perfect domesticated male? No.
Time for a new occupation; A new altar to emerge. What would Dexter do? She waited for Skipper to leave and covered the dream house in plastic.
Barbie placed Ken’s head in the washing machine and turned the spin cycle on.
Buy Now: homicide Barbie complete with the carving knife and comb. Washer, drier, and screwed Ken sold separately.
Tannille 
It’s a new direction for Barbie, but she does like to be inclusive.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Exactly! Prisoner Barbie coming to a store near you. 😀
Thanks, I
LikeLiked by 1 person
Haha! In modern society I can see Homicide Barbie selling millions. That’s hilarious! You created a great revenge murder out of a classic here, well done, Tennille.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I heard the appeal of Barbie is she can be anything we want her to be. I doubt Mattel would endorse Homicide Barbie… But you never know.
Thanks, M
LikeLiked by 1 person
I can see that. She is a toy of dreamers isn’t she.
Maybe is Mattel wanted a range to put out with the Chucky dolls for Halloween, they might go for Homicide Barbie – it would certainly raise a chuckle with your brilliant tag line too!
LikeLiked by 1 person
There is an adult toy collecting market. All companies want money. Mattel, are you listening?
LikeLiked by 1 person
haha! yeah, make sure they pay you for the idea!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I had to laugh at “homicide Barbie”
LikeLike
Hooker-me-pink – loved it!
LikeLiked by 1 person
The new trending fashion colour.
Thanks, S
LikeLike
Stray-at-home Ken is happy she didn’t use any bleach. Nice one.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ah, that would explain why Ken has been blond… 😀
Thanks, S
LikeLike
Dear Tannille,
This is delightfully dark and hilarious. Haven’t heard about Skipper in a while. Good one.
Shalom,
Rochelle
LikeLiked by 1 person
The Muse wrote this one pretty quick. She tapped in to the inner-child and had some fun.
Thanks, R
LikeLike
Infidelity by Ken followed by revenge from Barbie. Clearly, Ken misunderstood the expression, “It’s a Doll’s House”.
Barbie adds a new dimension to washing your mouth out, she goes the whole way, head and all.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Barbie’s world. Ken was an accessory. He forget his place was under her high heels.
Thanks, J.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Such a funny, twisted take on Barbie’s life!
LikeLiked by 1 person
They say Barbie has done everything… 😀
Thanks, C!
LikeLike
Clever. I like it.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks, J 😀
LikeLike
Well now that’s definitely a ‘twist’ on the traditional barbie tale!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yep from my twisted mind! I’m sure at one point there was serial killer Barbie in my play with friends as a kid. I blame “Days of Our Lives” for the outlandish plots.😀
Thanks, J
LikeLike
The external trappings of their world are all so cute but much evil lurks in their true colors
LikeLiked by 1 person
Pink is the new black. 😀
Thanks L
LikeLiked by 1 person
I love your dark turn with Barbie World. The plastic over the Dream House is hilarious!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Blood stains even pink 😀.
Thanks, L.
LikeLiked by 1 person
You’re welcome 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
I have to feel for Ken on this one. Barbie already took his naughty bits. Now, it’s off with his head. I can’t imagine what Skipper was servicing. The washing machine? Speaking of… I have to recontact Samsung. They haven’t come to fix my dryer. Is Skipper available?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yeah sure… that’s why you want hooker-me-pink Skipper. I’ll send her right over.
I keep thinking of that Robot Chicken washing machine… You know the one…
Thanks, N
LikeLiked by 1 person
You have better service than Samsung.
I know the one. 🤖
LikeLike
Yikes, don’t give them ideas. Deliciously dark story.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Whoops, too late. 😀
Thanks, V!
LikeLike
A new franchise raises its head?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Haha. I think Mattel would rather stick its head in the sand. 😀
Thanks, L.
LikeLike
I see the slightly deranged aspect of the wonderful story quite well. “Relax Barb. It’s just sex.” 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hahah. Say at own risk. Barbie is the master of her world. “Barbie places Bill’s head in the washing machine.” 😀
Thanks, B.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Say no more. 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Barbie can do anything! Well done.
LikeLike
In deed she can. The modern woman.
Thanks, A.
LikeLike
The horror! Then again, I figure that if one had to spend years on tiptoes, something might well give … 😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
That’s really good point! It would make anyone snap. 😀
Thanks, N!
LikeLiked by 1 person
😀 Yeah, a friend of mine is married to a podiatrist, who forever gives her grief when she wants to wear heels …
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hahaha. They have a point!
LikeLiked by 1 person
😀 Yep. Also, a couple needs SOMETHING to argue about, eh? 😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
I think Barbie’s over-exaggerated body finally messed with her head,.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I think you are right! Barbie is too perfect not to have issues.
Thanks, L.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Super story, Tannille. Great concept and fluently written. You had me grinning!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks, P. My inner-child enjoyed playing with Barbie again. 😀
LikeLike
A barbarian Barbie, whatever next?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hello fur undies…
Thanks, K.
LikeLike
Haha – pure genius love it 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks, P. We need this Barbie at stores pronto. 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
i didn’t expect barbie can be that mean. looks can be misleading indeed. 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Barbie can be anything we want. 😀
Thanks, P.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh! This was fun. Bad-Barbie in full swing.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Psycho Barbie!
Thanks, A
LikeLike