Flash Fiction: Pimp My Ride

The Fairy Godmother clicked her tongue. This simply wouldn’t do. Did the imbeciles really believe she created carriages out of pumpkins and mice became horses?

Oh no, she needed wheels fast — the best the 21st century offered, or rather the 20th century. Her funds dwindled. Rich princes rather be playboys and pay for tarts.

Larry, the used car salesman who recycled his undies, offered her an orange Mustang.

“Perfect.”

“You don’t want that one — skid marks,” whispered Mickey.

“Don’t worry, the seats are plastic, the crust will wipe off.”

Micky cringed. The chore belonged to him.

“I’ll throw in fluffy dice and stereo.”

“Sold!”

~*~

Note:
“Pimp My Ride” is a modern spoof inspired by the fairy tale classic, Pretty Woman“Cinderella”, and is a prequel to the story “The Fairy Godmother in Hollywood” (readers were asking about the pumpkin Mustang).

More Fudged Up Fairy Tales can be devoured here