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The Brown Fairy goes about doing his thing. An uncover fiend of the night. Piles of doggy doos left as gifts on doorsteps. In the morning, humans squash the logs with their naked heels. Yelling erupts between neighbours as they point their fingers at each other. “You” became a local swear word.
Adhering to his niche, Brown records and uploads to FairyTube. His channel making him a star.
Brown chuckles to himself as he dumps. Humans are dumber than gumnuts.
Flash. A spotlight binds him. Brown staggers backwards. Humans gather around, their fingers pointing.
“Oh, puck!”
Fairy Rule 1: Don’t get caught in the act
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Tannille 
It’s a hard job, but someone has to do it
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So under valued!
Thanks, N.
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Dear Tannille,
I guess fairies aren’t so smart either. 😉 Fun stuff.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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More a like than we care to admit.
Thanks, R
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Kind of glad he got caught. Maybe his punishment will be to clean up doggie doo forever.
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That would be rewarding bad behaviour in this case, he loves the doo. 😀
Thanks, L.
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Yoiks!
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I think he’s pucked.
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My thoughts exactly. 🙂
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and mine!
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🙂
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Indeed he is. 😀
Thanks, L.
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YW, T!
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LOL
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Thanks, D.
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So many funny lines and ideas in this, as well as the overall funniness, but I just love ‘humans are dumber than gumnuts’. The Brown Fairy!! Fairytube!!
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FairyTube would be entertaining. Brown fairy is in his element. 😄
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Thanks, M!
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Funny. An excuse in many ways to detract from the real culprits-irresponsible dog owners.
However, I do like the cheeky escapes of the Brown Fairy. Now sprinkle some dust and escape.
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You have a solid point about dog owners. If they flashed the doo Brown wouldn’t have any presents to leave. 😄
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You should try never to get caught in the act! Well done.
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Thanks, A!
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Fairies and doggy-doos, a combination I’d never considered before!
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Brown fairy always gets left out. 😀
Thanks, K.
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This reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode where a block loses power, and the residents run around blaming each other but with poop.
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Hahaha.
I need to get back into The Twilight Zone. I started watching for a guy but he gave up up.
Thanks, N.
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