
SexyChick2005 pulled her jacket tighter around her body as she walked through the city. Every so often, she looked over her shoulder.
“It was just a transaction,” she kept telling herself in a wave of denial.
Ding.
Reacting, she pulled her phone from her pocket. An image of her walking and snuggled into her red hoodie flashed on the screen. She froze like prey as the hairs on her neck prickled.
Ding.
MrWolf: I’m coming for you.
SexyChick2005: Piss off creep, before I feed your penis to rats.
The price of beauty. All she wanted was to make a quick buck on “Only Fans”. To rid herself of the stalking beast will cost her.
Sighing she turned and entered the only safe haven she knew — “The Fairy Godmother’s Den”.
“Grandma, I need your help.”
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Story Notes
Another Fudged Up Fairy Tales instalment. This is a bastardisation of the classic “Little Red Riding Hood” and is linked to The Fairy Godmother tales (inspired by “Cinderella”).
When I first started writing SexyChick2005, my intention was a cautionary thriller story about a young woman being stalked after taking her clothes off online. The Muse took hold and before I knew it, the woman was Red and I prefer happy endings for bite-sized fiction. I’d love to know how Grandma will handle this! We all know from past stories TFG (The Fairy Godmother) is a sassy mean beetch. Does Mr Wolf stand a chance?
Not only fudged up, but a lovely Noir voice
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More fudge the better.
Thanks, N.
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This is strange new world to me. I expect she can’t control the attention she seeks, but will Grandma turn Mr Wolf into a piglet for supper?
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I would put it pasted Gran. But I think her style would be more transforming him into a slipper for Cinderella.
Thanks, J.
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I have a feeling that Grandma is about to open a can of whoop-ass. (Do people still say that?)
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We share the same feeling. 😀. As for whoop-ass I can’t answer, Australians never embraced the term. But I love how we all have our own slang.
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Delicious updating. I hope the Wolf gets what he deserves.
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I think the wolf is in deep doodoo.
Thanks, I.
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Its a scary world, she is lucky to have grandma’s.
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Thanks, D.
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Mr Wolf should be cautious, I think. Well done.
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Mr Wolf can’t change his nature.
Thanks, A.
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Ding dong, the wolf is dead. He’ll be no match for the FGM 🙂
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Dead Meat!
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Thanks, L.
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I imagine FGM will have an idea how to solve this one… unless of course Mr Wolf has eaten her already and Red’s in for a surprise!
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The Fairy Godmother can hold her own, I think.
Thanks, J.
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of course, grandma will always save the day. 🙂
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With vengeance!
Thanks, P.
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But does this grandma have great big teeth?
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Nah, but she can turn mice into men and men into pumpkins. Although, it would make an interesting twist if the wolf is waiting for Red…. hmm
Thanks, L.
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Oh no Little Red Riding Hood’s in bother! ood write🙌
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Thanks, A.
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Love this updated reimagining of a classic tale.
Mr Wolf better watch out for the rats!
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I think The Fairy Godmother has a stash of rats. Haha
Thanks, TSS!
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Well-written, and I think the wolf needs to move along.
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I don’t think he has the brains for that!
Thanks, L.
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He’ll have to learn the hard way then. You’re welcome, T!
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It’s not just their bodies they’re exposing. Not every woman has a Fairy Godmother to keep her safe, and there are a lot of wolves out there.
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And a lot of shotguns… well in some countries.
Thanks, N.
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Dear Tannille,
My guess is this Grandmother isn’t the helpless old granny eaten by the wolf. Fun stuff.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Poor Red’s besieged on two fronts – her conscience and Mr Wolf. I hope Fairy Godmother can help her sort herself out, and deal with her stalker. I like what you did here. I’m looking forward to more ‘Red’ adventures.
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Thanks, M!
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