Fantasy – Tannille

Flash Fiction: The Little Mermaid (A Parody)

Ariel left Eric and returned to the sea. Her tears added to the body of water. Oh, why didn’t I

There’s no place like home. Dorothy skipped through the field. Her adventures with Scarecrow, Tinman, and Lion lived on in

SexyChick2005 pulled her jacket tighter around her body as she walked through the city. Every so often, she looked over

“I swear it was here!” The clearing in the forest was odd, no denying it. Flora refused to take root.

The Brown Fairy goes about doing his thing. An uncover fiend of the night. Piles of doggy doos left as

She drove through the night. Headlights offered little guidance along the blackened country road. Memories flooded her eyes. “I have

Tannille followed The Muse along a cleared footpath. Boulders acted as a boundary between the snowy wilderness and civilisation. “Don’t

The Fairy Godmother, or TFG, as her homies called her, loved Halloween. One time of year she could do anything

Disgruntled Christmas elves decided to franchise — candy stores all year round. Their marketing campaign targeted grandparents. With zero intent

Grandma loved her garden. She always pottered about attending to something. Sometimes I followed along, listening to stories of the

The old sea-themed restaurant, Sharks, sits on the docks. Its mascot hangs from the ceiling and its walls are covered

The muse came home after a hard day at work. Her jaw dropped. Burgled! All the colours were stolen from