PHOTO PROMPT © Susan Eames for Rochelle’s Friday Fictioneers. Other stories featuring the prompt can be found here.
Note: Story contains adult humour. My muse went rather stupid and naughty this week (yes again, maybe next week she’ll go back to killing someone).
“I’ve finished humping the tree… yes, it’s now as smooth as a baby’s bottom.”
His body burned with a rawness, but he wanted an organic experience. The view great, tropical islands floated on top of the ocean. The mobile phone reception fantastic. He could sit on his tree trunk and watch all the porn he wanted. The buffering in his room… If he saw that beach ball one more freaking time. His frustration pent up. The blow out need for release.
“Are you sure this is how the locals do it?”
On the other end of the phone, a local rolled their eyes – stupid tourist.
Dear Tanille,
I’ll admit I laughed. Naughty me. 😉
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Thanks Rochelle. At least you didn’t spit your drink this time 😀.
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😀
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In Scotland they take the tourists for haggis shoots on the moors
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As the hunters or the hunted?
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The hunters.
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Wow! Great minds think alike, or shall i say think naughty! Loved this story and it is much better written than mine, Tannille.
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In the gutter minds. So much fun though.
Thanks Neel!
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Organic experience means different things to different people.
As a tourist, one has to adhere to the laws of the land 🙂
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Very true… wonder what else the local operator will tell him to do.
Thanks A!
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Ooh, naughty Tannille! Well told. 🙂
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Thanks S!
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I’d guess the moral of this story is to not do everything the locals tell you if it’s not common sense. Well written, Tannille. —- Suzanne
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Yes. And to realise when you may have a problem.
Thanks S!
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Ha, very funny. Those stupid tourists will fall for anything! 🙂
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There is stupid everywhere!
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A friend of mine, when we both lived in popular tourist country, used to call them “tourons.” I think it’s fitting for this guy.
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That’s a fantastic name for them. Some just don’t think. Great writing fodder though.
Thanks L!
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You are welcome. My friend was a very funny guy.
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Teehee! I bet he’s uncomfortable tomorrow!
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Time for some local remedy lol.
Thanks P!
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Smooth or not, the tree doesn’t really care. But what about those nuts? Or is that the wrong tree?
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All about the nuts…
Thanks P!
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That’s gonna burn like a sonofabitch tomorrow!
Too funny!
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Wonder what the local witch doctor would suggest…
Thanks D!
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Ha ha! Indeed!
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like they say, desperate times call for desperate measures. 🙂
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Hahaha true.
Thanks P!
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A man has got to do what a man has to do. So what he is humping a tree!
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He might be out of action tomorrow though.
Thanks A!
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The tree-humping image will stay with me. I need to go and bleach my mind.
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Haha. Share the bleach.
Thanks S!
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I hope there’s a handy local pharmacy, he’s gonna feel that tomorrow… 🙂
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Local witch doctor. He wants an “organic” experience…
Thanks D!
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Your muse makes mine seem very dull! Fancy a swap?!!
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Now that would be interesting story 😀.
Thanks K!
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I’m with Sandra, pass the bleach. I often do wonder what local people think of “crazy” tourons (great word from Linda). Haha
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I say we buy the bleach in bulk, share and save.
Thanks B!
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Hehehe. The locals probably tell him the next day to wear diapers.
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Big business in adult diapers. I like it!
Thanks G!
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I never want to see this in my palm trees. 🌴
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One way of ruining a perfectly good day…
Thanks T!
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{snicker} LOVED it!!!
DB McNicol
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Nothing like a bit of smut…
Thanks DB!
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I don’t think he’ll be back for more tomorrow. Fun story.
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Not if he is smart.
Thanks M!
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Well, I can honestly say I didn’t see that … on the horizon.
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What can I say? 😀
Thanks K!
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It’s best when it hurts, right? Right?
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Lol… And I thought I was naughty.
Thanks E!
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