PHOTO PROMPT © Ceayr for Rochelle’s Friday Fictioneers. Other stories featuring the prompt can be found here.
Barbie lives here. From pink to blue. Every girl needs a change and Ken moving in seemed like the perfect time. Plastic still her material of choice. But if the walls could talk they would tell you life isn’t so fantastic. Barbie’s hair in the sink drives Ken nuts – well it would if he had any. And that is the source of Barbie’s frustration; Ken offers nothing new except for bad hygiene, she might as well stay living with Skipper or Kelly. She needs a man. A real man – He-man. He picks her up and hanky-panky. Alas, he lacks balls too.
Barbie probably doesn’t have all the necessary equipment for rumpy pumpy either
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That’s true, what’s a girl to do?
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Dear Tannille,
This is hilarious! The last line made me laugh out loud. Anatomically correct. 😀
Shalom,
Rochelle
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I think I channelled my inner child this week. 😀
Thanks Rochelle!
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Truly loved it!
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That last line! Hilarious 🙂
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Poor disappointed Barbie.
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A funny story, Tannille and well written. Alas, neither Barbie nor Ken can “go all the way”. They weren’t made for that kind of play. Sadly they were censored at the Mattel factory. 🙂 — Suzanne
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They might do a special edition one day 😀. Barbie’s done everything else.
Thanks S!
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I’m a bit surprised they haven’t. I seem to remember a pregnant Barbie who came with a baby. I don’t know how that worked as I never actually saw the doll. 😀 — Suzanne
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Oh yes, I remember that. Early 90s I think (unless I am thinking of My Little Pony or some other toy). They did bring out Barbie’s pooping dog…
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I hate to tell Barbie this, but she’d do no better with even someone as macho as GI Joe. And as to “action figures”, I hear they have no action at all…
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Our Barbie isn’t too bright…
Thanks T!
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Absolutely brilliant. I always wondered what their private life was like!
My go at Friday Fictioneers!
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Their lives reset every so often. She might be surfer Barbie taken by shark next week.
Thanks K!
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All is not well in Toyland.
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Too much of a good thing perhaps.
Thanks S!
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Poor barbie … That’s the true ToyStory, eh? 😉
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Perhaps a new convertible would make her happy?
Thanks N!
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Hmm. Or that RV. Didn’t she have an RV? 😉
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That bitch has everything lol.
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Haha, great fun, like an adult version of Toy Story 🙂
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Too bad the characters have copy write or I might be inspired.
Thanks I!
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I enjoyed your story. Poor Barbie! I love the line “Ken offers nothing new except for bad hygiene”!
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He needed to use the pool out the back…
Thanks P!
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Poor old Ken. He’s no action man but he’s been around a long time. Sometimes, fame leads to dissatisfaction and what was once an adventure, becomes nothing more than tedium. He sounds more like a puppy dog.
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Barbie’s pet?
Thanks P!
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Oh dear.
Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
Very funny.
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Thanks C!
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Oh my, too funny!!!
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Much fun!
Thanks DBN
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So funny! Love it!
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Thanks S!
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I do feel sorry for all these anatomically incorrect dolls. All the urges, none of the bits 🙂
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Time for an upgrade…
Thanks D!
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Barbie needs a new man in her life. He frustration is real.
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She’ll try anything.
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No brains, either. In either one of them.
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That is very true. Hollow heads.
Thanks L!
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Very funny! 🙂
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Thanks B!
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This was a very funny story Tannille. Toyland isn’t as happy as it seemed.
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Not in my Toyland thats for sure.
Thanks Jo!
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Action man had balls, and eyes which moved from side to side, so he could keep an eye on things, plus an amazing divers suit
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Action man… Barbie we found you a lover!
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he needs a makeover and he could start with a new wig. 🙂
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Ken: wig shop owner… I like it!
Thanks P!
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Poor Barbie. Funny story.
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Thanks M!
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Barby might wanna look down at her lacking lady parts before wishing for some horizontal mambo!
That was so funny, Tannille!
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Dumb blonde, the cliche…
Thanks D!
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Ha! this was really well done!
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Thanks Fatima!
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She’s one to talk. No nipples. At least not the modern versions. That was fun, I love it.
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Barbie’s ego needs deflating!
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