“Welcome to Nightmare Cafe. A place of fine dining and where your wildest dreams come true. Order the catch of the day or become the catch of the day. A shiver of sharks and pods of killer whales await to play out a drowning or a feasting fantasy.
Perhaps you want something more traditional and Old Bones is your thing, a classic stabbing.
Or the bewitching witch? Safe sense of security by day and suck you dry by night?
To order, just fall asleep. There’s something for everyone.”
A portal to get me out of here? So, embarrassing Dad. Not 5 anymore.