Flash Fiction / Fudged Up Fairy Tales

Flash Fiction: Barbie’s Dream Boat

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PHOTO PROMPT © C.E.Ayr for Rochelle’s Friday Fictioneers. Other stories featuring the prompt can be found here.

Nothing Barbie wouldn’t do.
She just wanted a choice or few.
Destined to be with Ken… 
Can’t she have someone new?

A plan hatched in her blonde head.
Too devious to be true.
Time to rev up the dream boat.
Ken wouldn’t have a clue.

On time, Ken arrived.
His mind hopeful and sordid. 
His presence turned her off.
She smiled sweetly as he boarded.

They sailed into the sunset.
Horny, Ken undressed for bed.
Barbie whipped out her chainsaw.
The boat turned from pink to red.

Psycho Barbie and Drop Dead Ken brought to you by Mattel. The Dream Boat comes in new collector red and classic pink. Chainsaw sold separately. 

38 comments

  8. lol, I have seen many variations on Barbie (a friend once made an S&M Barbie for another friend’s birthday), but Psycho Barbie, chainsaw sold separately, is a good one.

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