
TANNILLE: I could run around naked and I still have no story.
MUSE: A secret camera in the pot plant?
TANNILLE: Why would anyone dance nude in this waiting room?
MUSE: Are you going to make me say it?
TANNILLE: Oh Pretty Woman?
MUSE: Doubt the clientele is that high. Look at the old book.
TANNILLE: Seniors?
MUSE: There is water for the blue pills.
TANNILLE: I hope that’s bleach…
MUSE: Look who’s doing the murdering this week!
TANNILLE: Actually, I consider it suicide, doing us both a favour.
MUSE: The story: exotic dancer puts on a web show and drinks bleach?
TANNILLE: Go back to sleep, Muse.
I think the muse has come up with a great story there! 🙂
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Might be a bit raunchy, even for me 😀.
Thanks I
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I’d read that story
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Hmm it might be my highest hitting post 😀.
Thanks N!
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Dear Tannille,
The muse might just be onto something there. 😉 Cute.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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She might be, but I’m trying to keep it clean. 😀
Thanks R!
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The poor muse is under-appreciated!
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She just needs reminding this blog is a public forum. She can be rather naughty. 😀
Thanks K
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I love the sarcasm your muse deals out. Must be a laugh a minute living with her!
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I must admit writing these silly stories are fun. 😀
Thanks L
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I’ve heard drinking bleach cures COVID.
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One way to get rid of stupid. 😀
Would you like some water?
Thanks N
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Good point, it’s also a cure for stupid. “In the emergency room, I learned not to drink bleach. I feel smarter already.”
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Well you’re kind. I was thinking of something a little more forever.
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There is no forever cure for stupid. It’s like herpes, it hides for awhile but never goes away.
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Bleach kills… forever cured… but I know how you have a thing for zombies 😀.
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Life must be a riot with a muse like that. Thanks for the laugh, T 😀
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It is a lot of fun, but she only plays like this for these little stories. Thanks for the encouragement J!
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Does talking to your Muse count as talking to yourself? Made me smile 🙂
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Pretty close. It’s a stream of consciousness.
Thanks L
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Haha! Your muse is never at a loss, Tannille. 😀
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Always a great fall back.
Thanks D!
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your muse never fails to entertain. well done. 🙂
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I do prefer the silly stories overs the serious.
Thanks P!
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I want to read that story. Write that story 🙂
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Haha… I least you didn’t request I act out the story.
Thanks D!
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A wild imagination that needs taming.
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Bring out the whip? 😀
Thanks J
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That’s a story in the making.
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Or film as the case my be. 😀
Thanks S
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Where do I find the video?
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The muse may be onto something!
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Thanks F! 😀
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