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TANNILLE: Come on, give me something – and no bombs, I know it’s your staple. No virus either.
MUSE: Bowling alley?
TANNILLE: How is that a story?
MUSE: It’s not a virus or a bomb, unless you want to play in the Looney Tunes classics world.
TANNILLE: Careful, you’ll get us banned like Pepe Le Pew.
MUSE: Because he’s French?
TANNILLE: No, because he likes pussy.
MUSE: Pussy doesn’t like him.
TANNILLE: Exactly, toxic masculinity.
MUSE: A cringe worthy example of what not to be. Let le pussy nut him and we’re all happy?
TANNILLE: Yeah, I’m not touching that one.
MUSE: A Christmas story then?
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Tannille 
A perfect fit for the prompt
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It’s the colours,
Thanks N!
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I’m confused! How did you find a french character in a Chinese street lol
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I saw a cartoon setting with the red and green. I also saw one of those black cartoon bombs being rolled down the centre. Pepe flowed from there. 😀
Thanks M
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Oh I see, thats clever! Well done.
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Poor Pepe, but only cancelled in those that choose to cancel him. I think most find him pretty inoffensive in the grand scheme of things!
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Pretty inoffensive? You must never have been down wind from him… 😉
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🙂
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He got cut from the latest Space Jam movie for being rapey. I happen to agree with you though.
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Yeah, a bit unfair I thought.
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I don’t know that Pepe is toxically masculine. He’s just aggressively affectionate.
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I dare you to say that to the feminist 😀.
Thanks N
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Poor Pepe and his over-zealous love fore pussy Uhm, that’s pussy-cats. (Good, I got by with G rating)
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I know, I know, it’s too easy. He needs a class on consent that’s all. 😀
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Yes, I think you are right. And he is learning – did you see the opening to last week’s Saturday Night Live? He’s trying…
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Haha I didn’t see that. Sounds entertaining. 😀
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I love that conversation with your muse.
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I didn’t think she was going to turn up!
Thanks G
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Your muse better not be cancelled. She’s more fun than Pepe Le Pew, and that’s the truth!
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Thank D, I found the prompt rather challenging this week. The muse banter is always fun.
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Christmas always works 🙂
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Even when it’s not Christmas.
Thanks D
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Your muse gets more entertaining every time we meet her! Nice one.
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Thanks K, this week was rather challenging! 😀
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I don’t think I’ll read another story like this today. Kudos for imagination!
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I was stretching it this week.😀
Thanks S
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What a good chat with the muse! You’re in safe hands there, Tannille.
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Thanks J! 😀
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Dear Tannille,
Censorship on steroids. Pepe le Pew, Dr. Suess…who’s next? Never mind. I’d rather not know. 😉 Good relationship between you and you muse.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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It would be quite comical, only there seems to be no end to the lunacy. I hope there is shift back to sanity. For now buckle up.
Thanks R
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Watching that cartoon took me back to childhood days of such innocence! If I’d had any idea what Pepe was after, I would have died of embarrassment :). I thought he just wanted to kiss her.
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I think most kids thought that. As an adult it seems a bit naughty with subtext. Pepe is kind of a pathetic character, it’s embarrassing to watch and that makes it funny.
Thanks L
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Ugh…that’s all I’ve got. You played that well!
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Haha. 😀. Thanks S!
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It took me some time to remember who Pepe Le Pew was 😂.
Though I do love a Christmas story (even if it’s well in advance)
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When I heard about Pepe being banned, I had to search for him. “Oh yeah, that creep”. I always felt sorry for the pussy cat.
Thanks B!
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interesting take on the prompt. well done. 🙂
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Thanks P! 😀
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Sounds like back alley blues have stuck the muse.
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One way of putting it!
Thanks J
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Pepe got banned?
Good grief, Charlie Brown!
Fun stuff, T (and the Muse)
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I know outrageous!
Thanks C
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Scanned well, I need to do my research on Pepe. (My Granny’s Poodle was called Pepe) for info
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Was Granny’s Pepe a leg humper by any chance? 😀. I did link a short YouTube video of a Pepe cartoon but I am thinking they don’t show on some devices?
Thanks Shrawley
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Haha! I enjoyed that! I think your muse was wilfully trying to lure you to an indiscretion. Be very careful what you write about Christmas…
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Good point… no naughty stories for Christmas.
Thanks P!
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