Flash Fiction: Pepe Le Pew

  PHOTO PROMPT © Brenda Cox for Rochelle’s Friday Fictioneers. Other stories featuring the prompt can be found here.

TANNILLE: Come on, give me something – and no bombs, I know it’s your staple. No virus either.

MUSE: Bowling alley?

TANNILLE: How is that a story?

MUSE: It’s not a virus or a bomb, unless you want to play in the Looney Tunes classics world. 

TANNILLE: Careful, you’ll get us banned like Pepe Le Pew.

MUSE: Because he’s French?

TANNILLE: No, because he likes pussy.

MUSE: Pussy doesn’t like him.

TANNILLE: Exactly, toxic masculinity. 

MUSE: A cringe worthy example of what not to be. Let le pussy nut him and we’re all happy?

TANNILLE: Yeah, I’m not touching that one.

MUSE: A Christmas story then?

~*~

45 thoughts on “Flash Fiction: Pepe Le Pew

  1. granonine says:

    Watching that cartoon took me back to childhood days of such innocence! If I’d had any idea what Pepe was after, I would have died of embarrassment :). I thought he just wanted to kiss her.

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