Flash Fiction: Meet Joffrey Fulkerson

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PHOTO PROMPT © Jennifer Pendergast for Rochelle’s Friday Fictioneers. Other stories featuring the prompt can be found here.

Joffrey Fulkerson likes to bake

Cookies, pies or a cheese cake

To celebrate his neighbour’s special day

Ginger bread men… as hard as clay

Naughty and rotten, he gives them all a lick

Singles the biggest one, rubs it on his… wick

The door bell rings, he answers with a grin

“Happy birthday Jake, please come in.”

“The big one’s especially for you,” said Joffrey offering his delights

Still warm and fresh, without a clue, Jake nods and eagerly bites

Ouch, Jake ignores his throbbing gums and continues to munch

A secret ingredient keeps him on the toilet all night until lunch

Joffrey Fulkerson is a wicked boy

Never, ever break his favourite toy


      1. True that. Thankfully I’m almost opposite of her. I saw her for what she was and didn’t want that rep, so I worked to not be….except maybe where protecting those in my care….then, I can be as aggressive as a momma bear.

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      2. I believe in karma. Some people just have bad days. Sometimes one has to be a mumma bear. Smart people learn from their parents, sometimes its what not to do rather than mimicking behaviour.

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  1. Ha! Ha! Loved this. Absolutely brilliant
    There was story in our school too. A bully used to eat another student’s lunch, till one day the lunch had laxatives mixed with it. The results were very effective 😉

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