Flash Fiction: Win-Win

Note:
The Fairies are back. Other misdeeds can be read here.

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“I’ve done my assignment,” said Brown, grinning with pride. 

“Oh please, leaving doo-doo on the front porch is so yesterday.”

Lavender stepped back from Brown as he entered her personal space. Poo. 

“And you can do better?”

“Not every prank has to be about bodily functions.”

“Don’t dis the classics. You can’t beat me. I’m the long reigning prank champion.”

“Kiss goodbye your crown. Please disinfect before you do handover.”

“You know, everyone’s crap stinks, even yours.”

Outrageous. She smelt like her namesake – at all times.

A truck carrying a house approached, wobbling as if on stilts. 

CRASH. BANG. THUD.  

“F…ing hell!”

Lavender wins.