
Note:
This week’s story took inspiration from the fairy tale “Hansel and Gretel”. More Conversations with The Muse can be found here.
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LOCATION: Tannille’s mind’s eye
In a forest, probably not THE FOREST, Tannille stood with her muse, hoping this week’s blog story would come pronto.
“All I can see is a gingerbread house.”
“I know, it can’t be unseen.”
“Think the witch is inside?”
“Nah, Gretel burnt the poor woman to a crisp. Bad manners.”
“Well, she did try to eat them.”
“The vandals gnawed on her house,” said The Muse, swinging around a tree.
“Savages!”
“The real villains – the parents. Too busy feeding their magic mushroom addiction. Mummy died from an overdose and daddy blamed mummy for the child abuse.”
“Where are the kids now?”
“Therapy.”
Haha! That read like two of your muses arguing in your head. I love it!
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Or me arguing with, well, me… 😀
Thanks M
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Yup, lol. Great story!
you’re welcome.
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I liked the recasting of this fairy story as one of parental neglect
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The parents have a lot to answer for.
Thanks N
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A good take on Hansel and Gretel — and I agree about them needing therapy. I mean, having to escape from a cannibal! Yikes.
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It’s quite the gruesome tale. What I find interesting is publishers of Brothers Grimm were more disgusted that a mother would abandon her children (it was changed to stepmother) than a cannibal witch. Cannibalism suitable for children.
Thanks D
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This is a super little story. It crackles with humour!
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Fairy tales are asking to be mocked.
Thanks P!
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🤣 You got me with that last word. Nice one, T.
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I debated on changing ‘therapy’ to ‘prison’ or ‘crematorium’. The first is usually the best.
Thanks N
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Therapy is the best choice.
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The retelling of the fairytale was superb. They certainly will need therapy. I enjoy your conversations with your muse.
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In the fairy tale, Hansel and Gretel live happily ever after. Even as a kid I was like how? Their parents suck. How messed up would the siblings be? Not sure a therapy is that good.
Thanks B
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Dear Tanille,
Now there’s a different take on Hansel and Gretl. Gave me more than one chuckle. 😀
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Fairy tales are easy and fun to make fun of.
Thanks R
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You know… I always did wonder at the parents of those to kids… now we know! Too much fun!
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The tale dressed the ending as happy, but they went back to an abusive environment. If the kids saw a gingerbread house maybe they consumed drugs too. 😀
Thanks D
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They probably did… you live what you know 😉
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No-one ever considers the lasting effects on surviving fairy tale victims – until now!
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So much for living happily ever after. To quote Shrek “What a pile of” flash…
Thanks A!
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A story for our times.
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Thanks S!
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Hansel and Gretal had it good, pity that their Gran was a hungry witch who thought ginger bread was a building material.
How do you keep the muse quiet?
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Believe it of not the muse needs a nudge to play. Lazy!
Thanks J!
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A great twist on the Hansel and Gretal tale, you brought it right into the 21st century!
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I do enjoy a modern retelling.
Thanks K
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T.,
The Muse ain’t making this one up, is she? Too close to reality for many a child.
pax,
dora
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It’s terrible that some people haven’t progressed. No different to past humans.
Thanks D
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Wonderful, sharp rhythm!
Loved the way you did the ending…
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Thank you. 100 words is a challenge. 😃
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Doesn’t sound like a happily ever after!
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Very true. Traditionally many of the fairytales had nasty endings.
Thanks M!
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You’re welcome!
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A thoroughly modern Muse! AMUSEing too!
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Old tales are fun to modernise.
Thanks M!
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it seems like every fairy tale has secrets that are for adults only. 🙂
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Some of the old stuff is pretty AO.
Thanks P
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The Grimm tales weren’t invented by them, they were collected folk tales from people all over the place and came in many variations. (And they were also horribly antisemitic) – It is fun to see your own, modern variation of one of the classics. Well done!
It’s always the stepmother who is evil, always the witches who need burning… the only male equivalent I can think of would be the devil.
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Thankfully The Grimms preserved the folktales or they may have been lost.
You’re right. The fathers either die or come off easily. Men in general aren’t “evil”. The Pied Piper, maybe? I’m fighting my brain to name a second…
Thanks G!
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I think the pied piper was considered otherworldly, maybe fairy. Some kings abandoned their children because they didn’t react as they should, but that’s all I can think of.
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I loved the re-telling of Hansel and Gretel. Great take!
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Thanks S, the story was fun to write. 😀
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You’re very welcome 🙂
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A wonderful take on the prompt!
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Tha nks A!
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Didn’t see this coming. What a twisted fairy tale. Well written. 🙂
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As if the original fairy tales weren’t twisted enough, I come along….
Thanks T!
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Haha! Need to spice things up. 🙂
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Loved the ending!
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Thanks R! 😀
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