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Our favourite naughty fairies return. More stories can be read under ‘The Fairy Express‘ tab.
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The sun tucked herself into bed. One by one, the humans turned on their fake suns.
Brown-Fairy stretched his arms and yawned. “Packages are waiting by their doors for morning delights. What are you doing?”
“People watching.”
“It’s dark.”
Silver-Fairy pointed to the naked windows. “I see fine.”
“So boring. Let’s come back when they open their presents.”
“Your idea of entertainment is to smear dog doo over everything.”
“It’s recycling!”
Silver ignored him and lifted her camera. Snap. Snap.
“Oh my Tinkerbell, what is he doing? Ugh, humans are gross!”
“Shh.”
Silver hit the upload button on her camera; a leader should always close their blinds.
Tannille 
Another party we don’t yet know about?
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Nothing would surprise me!
Thanks N 😀
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Hi Tannille!
Ha those two have a wild sense of humour! Love it.
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Always fun with those rascals.
Thanks M!
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You’re welcome.
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Oh Boris.
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Busted!!!
Thanks E!
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I prefer the Silver fairy’s sense of humour…and I think you’ve given us a happy ending! Yay!
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I’m finding these fairies (and others) each have their own humour and naughty side; Brown likes potty humour, Silver is more ironic and subtitle. Fun to play with.
Thanks P!
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A fun use of the prompt, snapping cameras are still it seems very useful
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The fairies will use any tools they can to aid them in their mischief.
Thanks M!
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Great description in the first two lines, T.
Is that from where all those caught in the act pictures come? Good work, Silver. Not so much, Brown. There’s far too much dog doo in my life. Speaking of, I need to take the puppies out for their outside doodie training. It’s better outside.
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I wanted another word for sun though. But nothing else worked…
I have a good friend who moans and groans daily about the mountain of dog poo he has to clean up. Too much dog doo vicariously lives in my mind. 😀
Thanks N!
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Now that’s funny, I don’t care who you are. Well done.
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I try! I’ll take a cyber bow now. 😀
Thanks B!
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🙂
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The conversation is so natural, I might actually start believing in fairies! Thanks for the story.
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The Fairies did it — the new catch phrase of the year.
Thanks C!
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This conversation is so natural, I might just start believing in fairies! THanks for sharing! (BTW – there was glitch! Hopefully won’t be a duplicate comment!)
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It was ever thus.
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Dear Tannille,
I love the fake suns. People watched by faeries? I’ll remember to pull my blinds.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Make sure your closets are closed too. 😀
Thanks R!
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Fake suns permit humans to stay up later… they don’t expect to get caught doing certain things, especially if they are high up… Fun (and bad) fairies!
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The fairies move with the times. 😀
Thanks D!
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That’s a good thing 😉
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So glad you brought the fairies back. Very entertaining!
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It’s been a while. I wondered when they would be itching to be heard. 😀
Thanks B
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A very likeable pair, and I’ll be sure not to attract their attention. Fun story.
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Just make sure your blinds are kept shut! 😀
Thanks M
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I found this very creepy because I am now wondering if people are watching me through my windows and little fairies spying on my every move. They should work for the tax man, revenue and customs.
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You’re giving the fairies ideas! 😀
Thanks J
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If any fairies are spying on me, they’re going to be very bored 🙂
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Me too. I think if one leads a wholesome life the fairies will leave them alone. Nothing to exploit.
Thanks L
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I’m glad I’m no leader. These two are great fun and people can be thankful that they are watchful. I love the expression ‘fake suns’
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Humans have a way of burying stories. I think the fairies have to work harder.
Thanks G!
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I just love that first sentence: the sun tucked herself into bed. The rest is quite fun as well!
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Thanks A! 😀
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leaders are always overconfident
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They really are — rules for thee, but not for me. 😀
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I like spying on fairies, I’ll definitely be on the lookout for BF from now on!!
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You should be able to sniff BF out. 💩
Thanks K!
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wink, wink, i wonder what they saw him doing. 🙂
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Something too rude for this blog!
Thanks P
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Loved the ‘fake suns’ and ‘camera’ 🙂
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Very clever story – loved the fake suns.
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Voyeurism!
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