Slumber parties are fun… for children. Parents on the other hand… Follow these rules to control the darlings.
1. Don’t let the kids get wet. The swimming pool creates muddy foot prints all over the house. Lock that gate, unless you enjoy mopping duty.
2. Never expose the darlings to direct sunlight, it turns them into hypoactive hooligans. Send them home in the morning before the peak of the day.
3. Never ever feed the critters after midnight. Junk food creates an apeshit situation. No room will be a safe haven. You may need to bring in a hose, violating rule 1.
Good luck and remember it’s one night.