TANNILLE: Hmm rocks, interesting choice for a stationery zone.
MUSE: I don’t know, I think they might be useful to keep employees in line. Arrive late, take one to the head.
TANNILLE: Rather counter productive, someone has to clean up the blood.
MUSE: But they’ll never do it again.
TANNILLE: A lawsuit waiting to happen.
MUSE: Run with scissors. Make it look like an accident.
TANNILLE: Damn, you really are itching for the red liquid.
MUSE: Well, all you can see is the paper clip helper from 90s MS Word.
TANNILLE: Helper my porky butt. That fudging paper clip stole my sanity… Hey Muse, why don’t you murder Clippy and his little dog too?
MUSE: Ah the nostalgia – bloody and retro.