Flash Fiction: Splash-Splash

Note:
The fairies, Blue and Brown make a return. They also star in Doo-Doo Day.

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Blue yawned and stretched her wings.

“Would it kill you to act interested?”

Brown tapped the side of the bucket with his switchblade knife. 

Unimpressed, Blue investigated her finger nails.

“You’re going to fail Human Pranking 101. I aced my class.”

“You legend…”

“Fly up bang on that thingy,” said Brown pointing.

Sighing, Blue took to the thing with a hammer. 

Humans approached. The fairies hid. Water tickled from above. A boy grabbed the bucket. H2O swelled from the hole. The kid looked up. SPLASH. Little humans began to scream. The liquid turned smelly and brown. 

The fairies high-five. Doo-doo, Brown’s specialty. Top of his class.