
The sun broke through the grey clouds, creating an opening between heaven and earth. The valkyrie speed on her pegasus. She was notoriously late… again. Her mission — to collect her target. Ugh. A church. Why didn’t she leave earlier? Something about Thor and his hammer. Focus.
To the side of the church, a soul watched her body being buried. Michael rested his hand on her shoulder.
“Come, there is nothing for you here.”
“Not so fast.”
The angel sneered as the valkyrie landed.
“You’ve been chosen to be a daughter of Asgard.”
“Wait? You mean the myths are true?”
Pegasus snorted and nudged the spirit’s outstretched hand.
“Does Thor really look like Chris Hemsworth?”
“Honey, they all look like Chris in Valhalla.”
Sold.
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Note:
This week’s story is inspired by Norse mythology’s valkyries (maiden spirits who collect souls and delivers the chosen to Odin’s hall Valhalla, located in Asgard). Chris Hemsworth plays the Norse god, Thor, in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and should need no introduction…
More tales featuring mythology entities navigating the 21st century can be found here.
Dear Tanille,
A very encouraging picture of the afterlife. Nicely done.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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All about choice 😀.
Thanks R!
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Nicely done.
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Thanks B! 😀
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Very well done, literary.
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Thanks A! 😀
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Fun story and educational also.
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I would have loved more words to poke fun. 😀
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🙂
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Thanks J!
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You’re welcome.
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Poor Michael. He’s going to have to report back to heaven without the soul for whom he was sent!
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I think Michael might have a challenge on his hands. Maybe Gabriel would have been luck.
Thanks L
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Old Gods 1, New Gods 0
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Sums it up…. 😈
Thanks N!
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That wasn’t a hard sell at all, was it? Lead the way ….. 😂
pax,
dora
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Woman kind’s heaven. If Chris doesn’t sell it, the flying horse does. 😀
Thanks D
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Teehee! Not a hard sell at all. Poor old Michael…
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Poor Michael should send Gabriel next time. 😀
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LOL… epic!
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Thanks S 😀
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sounds like a skit from saturday night live. well done. 🙂
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It did play out in my head as a skit. If only I had more words.
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Great take!
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Thanks S 😀
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Chris Hensworth, heaven on earth . . . bliss!
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Amen!!!
Thanks L
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Delightfully different, well done!
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I’m sure the battle will continue.
Thanks K!
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That was fun and honestly, seemed an easy choice to make…
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Unfortunately, there is a fine print; souls have to work in Valhalla, no eternal retirement. 😀
Thanks D
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Well… Nothing is free…😁
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Love this story from the humor to the ending. Well done.
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I had fun writing this one.
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This had me laughing so much..s thanks Tanille, I needed that. What a wonderful, fun story. I think Michael needs a make-over.
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Maybe Michael could try wearing leather? Haha.
Thanks G!
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LOL. Who knows what kind of body he hides under these robes…
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It must be Hollywood where the angels play with mythical creatures.
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Angels are rather mythological themselves. Depends on one’s world view. 😀
Thanks J
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That’s quite the sales pitch 🙂
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It’s quite a successful one too!
Thanks D
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I loved this story, and the ending made me laugh. Very smart salesmanship. Easy choice!
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If only we could chose our own afterlife. 😀
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I’ve heard that they look like Paul Giamatti, actually!
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Lies, all lies…. 😀
Thanks Y
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She didn’t have much choice in the matter, huh?
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I think the pegasus nailed her decision. 😊
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Great fun Tannille, thanks for this trip into Viking myths.
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Thanks S! 😃
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Their afterlife sounds rather lively … 😉
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Beer and Chris for all!
Thanks N!
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🙂
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I like this one a lot, T. The concept of different afterlives competing for souls is brilliant. Are we talking the Thor movie Chris Hemsworth? Or Endgame Chris Hemsworth, which was probably a fat suit?
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Makes sense to me that there would be choice for the afterlife. I imagine I would find heaven boring.
Ewww you just ruined my afterlife. No fat Chris allowed. 😀
Thanks N
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I think the after part ruins most afterlives.
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