Once Upon a time, in the 21st century…
An Instagram ready princess, posed on her balcony. Her lips a flawless duck face. She sucked in her gut and nearly forgot to breathe. Picture perfect, she looked like all the others. Her numbers will soar.
Her stomach jellied out.
Day in, day out, she followed the routine. Her social media stats stagnated. Life wasn’t fair! Was she losing her finesse? Maybe Tinder would help her self-esteem?
“If you want me, come on up!”
Her suitor grinned and climbed.
The trellis couldn’t take his weight. He crashed to the ground.
Luckily, she filmed his fall and became an instant TikTok star!