Flash Fiction: Hiss! Hiss!

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PHOTO PROMPT – unknown submission for Rochelle’s Friday Fictioneers. Other stories featuring the prompt can be found here.

“What happened to you?”

Brown trampled through The Fairy Express, cursing in naughty four-letter words he taught small children as they played in gardens. His wings were sticky. And the smell… oh, the smell. 

The day started like they all do — with the delivery of dog doo. He dumped a pile at the front door and pressed the button.

Ding-dong.

Snickering, he turned to make his getaway.

SLAM!

The door opened. Brown rattled on the rusty gate. Cat-crap!

HISS! HISS!

Aerosol particles engulfed his wings. 

“You got me in trouble with mum, you —” [insert a string of four-letter choice words]. 

Touche.

~*~

More of Brown Fairy’s adventures can be read here.

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