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“What happened to you?”
Brown trampled through The Fairy Express, cursing in naughty four-letter words he taught small children as they played in gardens. His wings were sticky. And the smell… oh, the smell.
The day started like they all do — with the delivery of dog doo. He dumped a pile at the front door and pressed the button.
Ding-dong.
Snickering, he turned to make his getaway.
SLAM!
The door opened. Brown rattled on the rusty gate. Cat-crap!
HISS! HISS!
Aerosol particles engulfed his wings.
“You got me in trouble with mum, you —” [insert a string of four-letter choice words].
Touche.
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More of Brown Fairy’s adventures can be read here.
Tannille 
Sauce for the goose
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Teaching kids to be naughty back fires.
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Maybe Brown Fairy will finally learn a lesson?
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I doubt that, once a naughty fairy always a naughty fairy. 😀
Thanks I!
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I shocked myself with the words that ran through my mind!
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Is your mind still ringing with bad language?
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Brown Fairy has to take care.
These days advanced gadgets & sprays are available to trap/eliminate…
Creative tale.
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Good point. However, I think he might be a bit of a slow learner.
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Dear Tanille,
Sounds like Brown got a bit of comeuppance. 😉
Shalom,
Rochelle
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He certainly did. I doubt he learnt any lesson though.
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Teehee! Brown Fairy got his comeuppance that time!
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He’s a naughty fairy. He’ll be back. 😀
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Into every life, a little brown must fall. At least he’s doing the lord’s work and teaching the children. Teachers don’t get nearly enough respect.
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Oh look who’s a “born again”. 😀
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A lot of browns get born again every day.
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“Turn around is fair play” in this case. After-all, Brown got the little boy in trouble. But, like you said, I doubt Brown will learn. He is who he is (haha)!
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Brown is one of the more harmless fairies. He wont learn. It’s now “war” with the kid. 😀
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Exactly. Even Steven, I say. Cute.
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I don’t think Brown will let this one go.
Thanks B
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