
“Are you sure this is the right place?”
Alice gave Chester a skeptical look. The cat jumped on her shoulder. He wasn’t getting his paws dirty.
“Do I really have to go down there?”
“Yes. Touch nothing.”
“I know the mad hatter upgraded his tea parties to raves, but couldn’t he pick somewhere… less trashy?”
Alice stepped with care. Thankfully, she wore Doc Martin boots with her dress.
“Ew, is that a g-string?”
“Better than the used condom you just stepped on.”
Alice felt something squishy under her heel and groaned. “Why would he do that?”
“To keep sane people out.”
~*~
Note:
This story is an “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland” (Alice in Wonderland) parody.
For the readers who enjoyed Drip Drip! (aka Tannille’s answer to “Toy Story”) Piggy’s story, the unspoken day, is now available, click here. And is continued in Oink-Oink. All stories are written stand alone.
More Fudged Up Fairytales can be read here.
Through the door, I’m sure, it’s all spotlessly clean by contrast
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I suspect as much.
Thanks, N
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Yuck, definitely through the looking glass here!
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I’m not sure anyone wants to go “through” that. She should stick to rabbit holes.
Thanks I
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I’m sure things will be better on the other side. Well I’m not exactly sure… but I’m trying to be more positive this year.
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We can only try. 2023 might surprise us.
Thanks, S
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Yep, sane people need not approach… Funny, I just used the “rabbit hole” analogy not 5 minutes ago, and here you went and fell down it.
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Great minds. Although I suspect your “rabbit hole” is a lot cleaner.
Thanks T
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Yep, a lot cleaner… maybe – actually it was a comment in reply to Rochelle – once she started writing, she fell down the rabbit hole to a totally different world full of madness!
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There is always a element of danger in the Mad Hatter’s parties, its what makes them so appealing.
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Exactly and Alice keeps going back for more.
Thanks, J
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I think Alice needs to find a magic mushroom 🙂
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The caterpillar is lurking some where.
Thanks, L
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Great last line, T.
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The cat gave her a backhanded insult. I imagine most cats would. 😀
Thanks, L
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Dear Tanille,
I wonder what the inside looks like. Intriguing.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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I have a feeling only the best china for the mad hatter. Maybe next week we’ll find out.
Thanks, R.
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Nice take of the story. I want to know more about the Mad Hatter’s Rave.
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Me too! I wonder what he’s done to the venue?
Thanks, A
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Well, that’s a different angle for Alice! Ewww is right but sounds like The Mad Hatter has changed the pace of his parties.. Alice might need something stronger than tea! Great story!
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Oh, I think Alice will need something stronger than tea. The caterpillar lurks somewhere… Parties for grown-ups now…
Thanks, F!
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And a fine parody it is, T. That’s the problem with fantasy, once reality is discovered, mad hatters and white rabbits are never the same.
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Reality is fantasy Kryptonite!
Thanks, B
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I’ll stick to looking glasses thank you, I don’t fancy smelly DM’s!
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Wise choice given the circumstances.
Thanks, K
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beware, i’m not going through that door if i were her. 🙂
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Alice doesn’t have a past history of listening to warnings.
Thanks, P
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Is a rave really an upgrade on a tea party? I’ve never stepped on a used condom at a tea party. Are you sure there’s not an orgy down there?
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Who know? I imagine inside is out of this world. The important thing is Hatter sees it as an upgrade.
Thanks, N
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Does Alice know curiosity killed the cat? No wait, that’s another tale (tail)! A fun story, T., bringing Alice into our 21st century!
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Alice should have stuck to following the rabbit. Following the cat is much more troublesome.
Thanks, D
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Love this parody great writing 🙂
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Thanks, P 😀
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Twistedly cute.
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Thanks, C 😀
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Alice better watch out for anything that says “drink me” or “eat me” in there.
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That would be a worry 😀.
Thanks, L
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Eew factor aside, this is great fun. I hope there’s some rum in that tea.
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Something is in the tea. 😀
Thanks, G
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You made me smile, this was great thank you
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More than welcome.
Thanks, M
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Ha! I am sane. I ain’t going. 😉
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Good choice!
Thanks, N
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🙂
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Not sure even the Mad Hatter’s tea party, er, rave is worth stepping through that kind of grunge, LOL. But thoroughly enjoyed this parody!
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It’s only a place my muse would visit. 😀
Thanks, P
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